‘Cause he’s Holmes-less!
ba-dum-cha!
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!-
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!
The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :PI love you
This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now
‘Cause he’s Holmes-less!
ba-dum-cha!
What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.
HOME SWEET HOME
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usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
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Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:
Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.
oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.
there’s so many different gifs of dancing aliens, this is truly an exciting time to be alive
DID U JUST REALLY
I DID JUST REALLY
I was opening word documents and just reading through them and the Open button is really close to the Print button when you right click the things and i accidentally clicked print
guys i think i may have just accidentally printed off a fluffy destiel fic on the nearest wireless printer that happens to be my neighbours who happens to be a police officer
well donut freak out
no you dont understand
- Set ringtone to “Carry on My Wayward Son”
- Get a phone call
- Count the number of people who cringe or start crying.
How to Spot a Sherlock Fan in a Crowd
- Set ringtone to Stayin’ Alive
- Get a phone call
- Count…
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I am Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, the Unburnt, trueborn queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. My blood is the blood of Aegon the Conqueror, and of old Valyria before him.
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why didn’t we use this photo for the freakin mishapocolypse
next year, son